Every year around this time...
Unlucky: slipping on some wet leaves and nearly falling backward Lucky: grabbing a low branch and gaining my balance Unlucky: realizing that it wasn't a branch but a poison ivy vine Lucky: tossing it to the side before it touched the rest of my arm Unlucky: having the vine swing back and smack me in the face Lucky: having the presence to catch the vine in the same hand Stupid: pulling the vine so as not to have to worry about walking into it again Comical: how moronic I must have looked tangled up in the damn thing Effective? Just took a cold shower with some old poison ivy wash...